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Clark Griswold faced down the worst Christmas ever in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and he left a bunch of hilarious quotes talking about it. Love was born on Christmas.

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. Were kicking off our fun old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select the most important of Christmas symbols. What the shell these arent palm trees. Great Quotes From Christmas Vacation Wouldnt be the holiday shopping season if the stores werent hooter than they arehotter than they are Clark Griswold.

Suicide makes sense to us. Dont get your tinsel in a tangle. Dont get your tinsel in a tangle.

My favorite color is evergreen. Everyone deserves a Merry Christmas. Nature was developed to resist the onslaughts of capitalism but its really not a very good defense - rather like resisting a steamroller with a Christmas tree ornament.

Can I refill your eggnog for you. Unique Christmas Vacation Quotes Posters designed and sold by artists. After all credit cards do have their limits This Christmas vacation if you plan on jingling please jingle ALL the way.

Little full lotta sap It stars a pre-Big Bang Theory Johnny Galecki as Rusty Griswold. She died 30 years ago Aunt Bethany The BLESSSSING Uncle Lewis Mom. May He shower you with blessings and be touched by His innocencehappy Christmas to you.

Its not big its justfull. And the Christmas lighting electrocution scene makes us laugh out loud every single time. Nobody likes or respects a half a jingler Christmas and.

Christmas Vacation is complete with hilarious one-liners but theyre not all delivered by the Griswolds. They seem alien closer to the earth silently contemptuous like gypsies. Clark Audreys frozen from the waist down.

In fact a lot of memorable lines are said by characters not part of the Griswold family tree. If you want to come in youll have to break down the goddamn door Margo. See more ideas about christmas vacation quotes christmas vacation vacation quotes.

Merry everything and a happy always. Christmas Vacation quotes are the best for starters. They bring in their trees and stand them up on the pavements so that swaths of Broadway are suddenly transformed into dark pine-scented avenues Deborah Meyler The Bookstore.

Warm your heart with the spirit of Christmas. The smell of pine needles spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree - those to me are the scents of the holidays. Shop affordable wall art to hang in dorms bedrooms offices or anywhere blank walls arent welcome.

Christmas lights instantly make me feel eight years old again. This Christmas vacation lets try to keep things in their proper perspective. Joy comes to the world every Christmas.

The Griswolds next-door neighbors Todd and Margo played by Nicholas Guest and Julia Louis-Dreyfus deliver one of the best quotes in the film. Christmas Quotes About Family. Christmas Vacation Lights Quotes.

-Ellen Ah its all part of the experience honey -Clark. Classic Quotes by Clark Griswold. Stay warm this Christmas.

I pray for you that this season will bring an abundance of blessings to your doorstep. Griswold family christmas griswold christmas vacation christmas tree funny holiday 1980s movie 80s chevy chase national lampoons christmas vacation clark. Chevy Chase is hilarious.

Bend over and Ill show you 22. It doesnt get any better than Looks great. May Baby Jesus forgive your sins and shortcomings this Christmas.

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldnt be more surprised Clark. Houses With Christmas Lights famous quotes sayings. May you have gifts that you deserve and you asked for.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. Dad that thing wouldnt fit in our yard. This hilarious 1980s comedy classic starred.

Get you something to eat. Short Christmas Quotes. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is still regarded as an annual must-watch for the holiday season and that hasnt waned much over the last few decades.

Best National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Quotes. Its not going in our yard Russ. Up to snow good.

Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead Clark. Dont get your tinsel in a tangle. Funny Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes Grace.

Lets gather around the fire and feel the warmth of the season. Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas kiss my ass. Dad didnt they invent Christmas tree lots so people wouldnt have to drive all the way out to no where and waste and entire Saturday.

Dec 23 2017 - Explore Denise Mihalik-Lockners board Christmas Vacation Quotes on Pinterest. This box is meowing Rusty I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas Audrey Shell see it later honey her eyes are frozen shut Ellen. The Christmas trees are brought from Vermont by monosyllabic men in warm clothes.

Christmas lights may be the loneliest thing for me especially if you mix them up with reindeers and sleighs. Ad Create Custom Decorations For Any Event With Photos.

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